- "This the world's smallest violin playing 'My Heart Bleeds For You.'"
- "You can't always get what you want."
- "It's a hard knock life."
- "What's up?"
- "Cry me a river."
- "Deal with it."
Okay, "what's up?" they could probably handle. But otherwise, probably not going to happen.
And I just realized how sarcastic most of this list is. Hah. Things I miss about lecturing kids in English...