Gentleman, Or: PSY Trolls Everyone

The video for PSY's new single is hilarious, and the song is damn catchy. It definitely made me a bit homesick for the sketchy bar districts in Seoul, even if I have decided I'm officially too old for that shit.

For those of you who want the Korean lyrics to this new earworm, here they are (courtesy of jumpersjump). It took me longer than it should have to find proper Hangul lyrics instead of awful romanized crap, so I'm doing my part to signal boost:

젠틀맨

알랑가몰라 왜 화끈해야 하는건지

 알랑가몰라 왜 말끔해야 하는건지

 알랑가몰라 아리까리하면 까리해

 알랑가몰라 We Like We We We Like Party 해 ~

 있잖아 말이야

 이사람으로 말씀드리자면 말이야

 용기 패기 똘끼 멋쟁이 말이야

 너가 듣고픈말 하고픈게 난데 말이야

 Damn! Girl! You so freakin sexy!

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I'm a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I’m a mother father gentleman

 알랑가몰라 왜 미끈해야하는건지

 알랑가몰라 왜 쌔끈해야하는건지

 알랑가몰라 달링 빨리와서 난리해

 알랑가몰라 난리난리 났어 빨리해

 있잖아 말이야

 너의 머리 허리 다리 종아리 말이야

 Good! feeling feeling? Good! 부드럽게 말이야

 아주 그냥 헉소리나게 악소리 나게 말이야

 Damn! Girl! I’m a party mafia!

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a…

 Ah Ah Ah Ah~ I’m a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I’m a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I’m a mother father gentleman

 Gonna make you sweat.

 Gonna make you wet.

 You know who I am~ Wet PSY!

 Gonna make you sweat.

 Gonna make you wet.

 You know who I am~ Wet PSY!

Wet PSY! Wet PSY! Wet PSY! PSY! PSY! PSY!

 Ah I’m a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I’m a mother father gentleman

 I’m a…

 Ah I’m a

 I’m a mother father gentleman

 Mother father gentleman

 Mother father gentleman